Monday morning jokes 2

Here's part 2 of the Apple products jokes:

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And now a hilarious one on husband and wife relationship:   

0 to 200 in 6 seconds

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

Monday morning jokes

Monday mornings have not always been my cup of tea. What about you? I will post a series of jokes every Monday morning to start the week on a hilarious note. The first joke is dedicated to my accountant husband who never misses an opportunity to tell me this one:

What's an actuary?
An accountant without the sense of humour.

Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?
They find bookkeeping too exciting.

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?
Invite an accountant.

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Here's a good one about Apple products (which I am a big fan of) :

It all started with an iPhone...

My son celebrated his 16th birthday in April,
and I bought him an iPhone. He simply loved it.

I celebrated my birthday in May, and I was really pleased to get an iPad from my wife.

My daughter's birthday was in November, so I got her an iPod Touch.

My wife's birthday was celebrated in February, so I got her an iRon.

It was around that time the fights started...

What my wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.

This inevitably activates the iNag reminder service.

I should be out of the hospital next week!!

iHurt

Good Life Lyrics - by OneRepublic

 Woke up in London yesterday
Found myself in the city near Piccadilly
Don't really know how I got here
I got some pictures on my phone

New names and numbers that I don't know
Address to places like Abbey Road
Day turns to night, night turns to whatever we want
We're young enough to say

[Chorus]

Oh this has gotta be the good life
This has gotta be the good life
This could really be a good life, good life

Say oh, got this feeling that you can't fight
Like this city is on fire tonight
This could really be a good life
A good, good life

[Verse 2]

To my friends in New York, I say hello
My friends in L.A. they don't know
Where I've been for the past few years or so
Paris to China to Col-or-ado

Sometimes there's airplanes I can' t jump out
Sometimes there's bullshit that don't work now
We are god of stories but please tell me-e-e-e
What there is to complain about

[Bridge 1]

When you're happy like a fool
Let it take you over
When everything is out
You gotta take it in

[Bridge 2]

Hopelessly
I feel like there might be something that I'll miss
Hopelessly
I feel like the window closes oh so quick
Hopelessly
I'm taking a mental picture of you now
'Cuz hopelessly
The hope is we have so much to feel good about

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]

My lucky flowers

These are my lucky flowers, offered to me by my three-year-old toddler. Some few months ago, at his grand-parents' place, he asked them if he could bring it home with him to offer to me. He makes it his daily ritual by bringing it to me everyday and saying "maman, ta fleur". So adorable.

My first blog

Hello, welcome on my blog. Well, well, well, this is my first attempt to blogging. I decided to create my blog to share with you the cute little things that make my heart blast! I'm not too sure that I'm good at blogging but anyway I'll try my best, as always.